The 2011 KARDASHIAN CHRISTMAS Card... In 3D! *What The??!*

Wow, Christmas photos are not like they used to be. What happened to the family portrait appointments at the local department store? Everyone is aiming to be that big-shot model with the OVERKILL facial expressions, poses, and clothing. Photo shoots have now gone from the regular, 'fake' backgrounds of old to flying the entire family AND the photographer to unobtainable sceneries such as in Dubai, Paris, Sydney, Morocco, even a New York penthouse... that most people can't afford to splurge on.

I, for one, HATE fake background photo shoots. I must be in the REAL ambiance of the outdoors or indoors of a certain place that gives off a certain vibe.

Anyhoo, check out the KARDASHIAN CHRISTMAS PHOTO of 2011. This is one to be talked about for ages. The most COLDEST and FASHIONABLY CYNICAL Christmas picture to date! look at how far everyone is away from each other and see how everyone is 'into themselves' that they forget family love!

I know each of their Christmas photos get increasingly dramatic, but it's a love/hate thing for me this year around. Cool fashion, though... especially on Kris Jenner.

(Family photographer: Nick Saglimbeni)

WHERE's THE LOVE, Kardashians??!

Pic: MTO/ KimKardashian Celebuzz

ROB KARDASHIAN Makes The Move To Dallas; At DURACELL Event With LaLa Vasquez-Anthony

As many of us have been following, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian-Odom is making the move to Dallas after the NBA traded Lamar to the Dallas Mavericks. Lamar's best friend Rob Kardashian and Khloe's best friend/assistant Malika Haqq is also going along for the move.

Will be VERY interesting to see this move; it's reported that this portion of the Kardashians will be received with open arms.

By the way, I'm liking this little nerdy look Rob has with the glasses but he freshens it up with this tan nylon jacket by Marc Jacobs. A simple yet BOSS look (maybe Rob should get a Dallas snapback cap, too). LaLa Vasquez-Anthony looks beautiful, too. ALWAYS BET ON BLACK.

Pic: Necole B***hie

LAMAR ODOM and KHLOE KARDASHIAN Crazy In Love

Here's something refreshing for this morning (well, some of you may be like 'What's refreshing about this?' but get the underlying meaning, please *SMH*) and that refreshing thing is LOVE.

Check out Lakers baller LAMAR ODOM and TV reality star KHLOE KARDASHIAN hand-in-hand, in style.

Note KHLOE's boots are by Christian Louboutin.. for $2,236.

(In RED; I like Khloe's better. This is HOOKER loud!!!)